It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A

Astronomers Say The Universe Is Finite, Which Is A Comforting Thought For Those People Who Can't Remember Where They Leave Things.

When I Started Out, I Was A Television Writer, And We Wrote A Television Show That Was On Live Every Week. And You Didn't Have The Luxury Of Coming In And Waiting To Be Inspired. You Came In And You Had To Write. And You Wrote, Because It Was Going To Be Live On The Air. So I Can Do That.

Dying Is Like Making Love, Except You Don't Get Naseous Afterwards.

What Do I Dislike About Death? Must Be The Hours.

My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years. But That Was Out Of Spite.