It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not

I Don't Want To Have To Start Being Unselfish Again. The Great Thing About Being On Your Own Is You Do What You Damned Well Like.

Would You Take A Billion Dollars, If As Part Of The Deal The Earth Were Made Uninhabitable A Year After Your Death? ... Well, Of Course Not; You Care About Your Friends, Above All Your Children, Any Grandchildren. But ... What If The Deal Calls For The Planet To Be Poisoned A Thousand Years Later? We Feel Strong Obligations To Generations In The Near Future - Should We Not Feel The Same Way About Our Children's Great-grandchildren And Generations Beyond Them?

Technology Frightens Me To Death. It's Designed By Engineers To Impress Other Engineers, And They Always Come With Instruction Booklets That Are Written By Engineers For Other Engineers - Which Is Why Almost No Technology Ever Works.

The Sad Thing About True Stupidity Is That You Can Do Absolutely Nothing About It.

I Can Never Do Better Than 'fawlty Towers,' Whatever I Do. Now I Very Much Want To Teach Young Talent Some Rules Of The Game.