It's A Rather Rude Gesture, But At

The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People Is Never.

People Have Grown Fond Of Me, Like Some Old Building.

Why Slap Them On The Wrist With Feather When You Can Belt Them Over The Head With A Sledgehammer.

People Think That I'm Tough And Strong And That I Kicked My Way Through Everything. But They Are Wrong. The Truth Is That When I Was Young I Was Adorable And A Trembling Wreck.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.