It's A Sad State When More People

I Know There's Bands That Might Write Something That Sounds Like The Smiths, And They'll Go, 'oh, It Sounds Like The Smiths, We've Got To Make It Sound Not Like The Smiths.'

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

I Like Being Famous. It Can Be A Bit Of A Pain But You Get Free Food In Restaurants And People Send You Clothes.

It'll Be Nice To Know That Every Gallon Of Petrol A Manchester United Fan Buys Is Going Into Our Kitty.