It's About Time That Society Accepts People

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.

I Do Have A Stylist Who Helps Me Shop, Because I Don't Have Time To Shop.

I Grew Up In The Bible Belt And I Made My Own Clothes And Dyed My Hair Purple. Nobody Ever Knew What To Do With Me.

I Do Think I Have A Rebellious, Metal-loving Rock Chick Inside Of Me.