It's Always Me, Isn't It? I'm Not

That's Why I Liked Him, I Think. Another Guy Pretending To Be Human, Just Like Me.

Because I Am An Inhuman Monster, I Tend To Be Logical.

The Students We Saw Were All Bright, Attractive, And Polite, And The Teachers All Seemed To Be Smart And Dedicated, And I Began To Appreciate The Benefits Of A Private School Education. If Only I'd Had The Opportunity To Attend A Place Like This, Who Knows What I Might Have Become? Perhaps Instead Of A Mere Blood-spatter Analyst Who Slunk Away At Night To Kill Without Conscience, I Could Have Become A Doctor, Or A Physicist, Or Even A Senator Who Slunk Away At Night To Kill Without Conscience. It Was Terribly Sad To Think Of All My Wasted Potential.

I Know Family Comes First, But Shouldn't That Mean After Breakfast?

I Think That's Nice, And If I Could Have Feelings At All I Would Have Them For Deb.