It's Always Sad If Anybody You Know

I Was Fired From My Television Job, Simple As That. Well, Downsized, Really, A Classic 1990s Situation.

I Had A Brief Theater Background And Loved The Backstage World There's More Backstage Work In Television, So I Saw A Job Advertised And Applied, And Got It. That Was Back In 1977, When Getting Jobs Was Easy.

Now They Broke My Toothbrush, I Don't Own Anything.

That Should Be Your Town Motto. It's All I Ever Hear. Like: New Hampshire, Live Free Or Die. It Should Be: Despair, You Need To Leave Now.

Hit Them Fast, Hit Them Hard, And Hit Them A Lot.