It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old

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The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

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