It's An Unbelievably Tight Race For Hideous

I Know What Women Look Good In. I Don't Think The Rules Ever Change.

I Wasn't Barbie-obsessed. I Think My Mother Might Have Been My Barbie.

Put On A Trench, You're Suddenly Audrey Hepburn Walking Along The Seine.

Seventy Per Cent Of The Clothes You Own Should Be Meat And Potatoes. Thirty Per Cent Should Be Icing And Fluff - That's Colour, Pattern, Shine, Accessories. Too Many Women Get The Proportions The Other Way Round, Then Can't Figure Out Why They Can't Get Dressed.

I Can't Dance And I Can't Sing Too Well.