It's Awfully Easy To Be In Love

It's Sometimes Better To Pretend I Don't Hear The Sound Of Somebody In The Nearby Woods With A Shotgun.

The Problem With Putting Two And Two Together Is That Sometimes You Get Four, And Sometimes You Get Twenty-two.

I Once Knew A Man Who Stole A Ferris Wheel.

I First Heard Personville Called Poisonville By A Red-haired Mucker Named Hickey Dewey In The Big Ship In Butte. He Also Called His Shirt A Shoit.

The Boy Spoke Two Words, The First A Short Guttural Verb, The Second “you.