It's Better To Have Three Broken Engagements

I Have A Philosophy That Everything You Write Doesn't Have To Be Good For Everybody. There Are Going To Be People That Get Irritated By Some Of The Things I Write-including My Parents. And Then There Are Going To Be People That You Draw In Because Of The Pointedness Of Certain Things.

I Hate That Word, Mature, But I Guess I Am Growing Up.

Steve Mcqueen Was From A Time When You Didn't Know Every Little Dirty Thing About Our Public Figures. He And James Dean Were Very Mysterious, Archetypal American Heroes.

I Dress Up With A Conscience When I Think You'll Be Watching. I Say All The Right Things, I Don't Know What I Mean.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.