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Tis E'er The Wont Of Simple Folk To Prize The Deed And O'erlook The Motive, And Of Learned Folk To Discount The Deed And Lay Open The Soul Of The Doer.

I Particularly Scorn My Fondness For Paradox. I Despise Pessimism, Narcissism, Solipsism, Truculence, Word-play, And Pusillanimity, My Chiefer Inclinations; Loathe Self-loathers Ergo Me; Have No Pity For Self-pity And So Am Free Of That Sweet Baseness. I Doubt I Am. Being Me’s No Joke.

Tis E'er The Lot Of The Innocent In The World, To Fly To The Wolf For Succor From The Lion.

The First Obligation Of The Writer Is To Be Interesting. To Be Interesting; Not To Change The World.

It Is Often Pleasant To Stone A Martyr, No Matter How Much We May Admire Him.