It's Easy Being Vice President - You

Guess What, The Cheerleaders In College Are The Best Athletes In College. You Think, I'm Joking, They're Almost All Gymnasts, The Stuff They Do On Hard Wood, It Blows My Mind.

Grow Up, Donald Trump. Grow Up. Time To Be An Adult. You're President. You've Got To Do Something. Show Us What You Have.

I Did Not Grope The Wife Of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter Or The Daughter Of Sen. Christopher Coons. I Don't Put Drugs In Drinks Or Give Drinks To Underage Females. And All Those Photos About Me Inappropriately Touching Girls, They Are Blown-up.

John Mccain Is A Personal Friend, A Great Friend, And I Would Be Honored To Run With Or Against John Mccain, Because I Think The Country Would Be Better Off, Be Well Off No Matter Who.

In Presidential Campaign I Released A 65-page File From The Syracuse University College Of Law That Showed Poor Grades, Back In College, Also. If I Were Plagiarizing Consistently, My Grades Would Have Been Better.