It's Easy To Maintain Your Integrity When

Well, Evolution's Just A Theory.' And, I'm Thinking To Myself, 'well, Thank Goodness Gravity's A Law.'

I'm Not Completely Sure We Aren't All Living In A Hallucination Now.

Comedy Is Obviously A Matter Of Personal Taste And The World Always Needs A Clown And Some People Have No Taste At All And Any Clown Will Do.

I Know That The Podcast Is Typically Something I Can Do Forever, Because It's Mine; It's Just Me And My Producer And Business Partner, So It's Our Business.

In My Life, I Didn't Get Into Comedy To Be - I Had No Business Model. All I Wanted To Do Was, Basically, Finish Becoming Myself. And You Stand In Front Of People And Be Seen And Heard In This Format. I Thought It Was The Most Practical Format For Me To Express Whatever It Was I Was Going Through. Whatever My Ideas Were In My Evolving Philosophy About Life. I Obviously Don't Sell Out Theaters. I'm Not A Household Name. I'm Not Incredibly Consistent In Terms Of Doing The Same Act Over And Over Again, And I'm Definitely Working Out A Lot Of My Existential Issues Onstage.