It's Hard Not To Like Asimov; He's

I'd Never Been A Tall Guy, And The Girls I'd Dated Had All Been My Height--teenaged Girls Grow Faster Than Guys, Which Is A Cruel Trick Of Nature.

I'm Not A Lawyer I'm A Kind Of Mouthpiece/activist Type, Though Occasionally They Shave Me And Stuff Me Into My Bar Mitzvah Suit And Send Me To A Standards Body Or The Un To Stir Up Trouble. I Spend About Three Weeks A Month On The Road Doing Completely Weird Stuff Like Going To Microsoft To Talk About Drm.

If Surgeons Don't Get Surgeon's Block, Then Why Are You Allowed To Get Writer's Block?

I'm 17 Years Old. I'm Not A Straight-a Student Or Anything. Even So, I Figured Out How To Make An Internet That They Can't Wiretap. I Figured Out How To Jam Their Person-tracking Technology. I Can Turn Innocent People Into Suspects And Turn Guilty People Into Innocents In Their Eyes. I Could Get Metal Onto An Airplane Or Beat A No-fly List. I Figured This Stuff Out By Looking At The Web And By Thinking About It. If I Can Do It, Terrorists Can Do It. They Told Us They Took Away Our Freedom To Make Us Safe. Do You Feel Safe?

Any Outfit That Can't Figure Out Clean Toilets And Decent Theming On Its Own Can't Benefit From My Advice.