It's Hard To Be An Artist. It's

Sometimes I Snore, Like When I Get Really Tired.

If You Walk Up To Some Random Person On The Street, Grab Them By The Shoulder, And Say 'did You Just See What I Saw?!', You'll Find That No-one Wants To Talk To You.

We're Americans! Do You Know What That Means? It Means Our Forefathers Were Kicked Out Of Every Decent Country In The World.

We're Born Alone. We Do Need Each Other. It's Lonely To Really Effectively Live Your Life, And Anyone You Can Get Help From Or Give Help To; That's Part Of Your Obligation.

I Met A Woman Who Photographed Celebrity Dogs For A Book, And She Told Me That Ralph Lauren's Dog Is Named Rugby. I Said, Yeah, But His Real Name Is Stickball.