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I Didn't Have A Financial Need, And I Wasn't Very Gifted At Relationships. I Probably Was More Like What We Think Of Boys As Being: Hard To Pin Down And Wary Of Commitment.

People See You As An Object, Not As A Person, And They Project A Set Of Expectations Onto You. People Who Don't Have It Think Beauty Is A Blessing, But Actually It Sets You Apart.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

At An Age When Most Actresses Are Being Phased Out, I Am Being Phased In - With A Vengeance.

Though Beauty Gives You A Weird Sense Of Entitlement, It's Rather Frightening And Threatening To Have Others Ascribe Such Importance To Something You Know You're Just Renting For A While.