It's [jail's] Like Being At School. Except

I Have The Best Job In The World. There's Not Really A Lot To Moan Or Whine About. I've Got The Privilege Of Going Out And Doing Something I Absolutely Love.

When You Go Onstage, You Go On There To Have A Good Time, And You Smile And You Engage With The Audience And You Invite Them In.

Leigh [bowery] Affected A Posh English Voice And Elongated His Vowels, And You Never Knew If He Was Being Sincere Or Mocking You. If I Ever Commented On One Of His Outfits He Would Snip, "oh, Thank You, Mr. Boy George. I Do Value Your Opinion." And Then He Would Spin And Make Some Ridiculous Noise And Mince Off.

You Have To Watch What You Eat.

On Madonna: She's A Gay Man Trapped In A Woman's Body.