It's Just Hard Not To Listen To

I Think In Daily Newspapers, The Way Comic Strips Are Treated, It's As If Newspaper Publishers Are Going Out Of Their Way To Kill The Medium. They're Printing The Comics So Small That Most Strips Are Just Talking Heads, And If You Look Back At The Glory Days Of Comic Strips, You Can See That They Were Showcases For Some Of The Best Pop Art Ever To Come Out.

I Didn't Lie, I Was Writing Fiction With My Mouth.

Warning Signs That Lover Is Bored: 1. Passionless Kisses 2. Frequent Sighing 3. Moved, Left No Forwarding Address.

Ned, Have You Considered Any Of The Other Major Religions? They're All Pretty Much The Same.

If Something Is Too Hard To Do, Then It's Not Worth Doing. You Just Stick That Guitar In The Closet Next To Your Shortwave Radio, Your Karate Outfit And Your Unicycle And We'll Go Inside And Watch Tv.