It's Just That The Grape Has Me

Sex Is Interesting, But It's Not Totally Important. I Mean It's Not Even As Important (physically) As Excretion. A Man Can Go Seventy Years Without A Piece Of Ass, But He Can Die In A Week Without A Bowel Movement.

Writers Are Nothing But Beggars With A Good Line.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Dream Of Becoming The Village Idiot. I Used To Lie In Bed And Imagine Myself The Happy Idiot Able To Get Food Easily ...and Easy Sympathy, A Planned Confusion Of Not Too Much Love Or Effort. Some Would Claim That I Have Succeeded.

I Think I Need A Drink.' 'almost Everybody Does Only They Don't Know It.

I Will Put On My Shoes And Shirt And Get Out Of Here - It'll Be Better For All Of Us.