It's Like You Can't Even Go On

The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

I Believe In Breakfast. It's The One Meal That My Kids Usually Eat Without A Fuss, So That's Huge. As For Myself, I Can't Function Without It, And I See It As A Great Way To Get Some Healthy Greens In, Some Coffee, And On A Good Day, Maybe Even Some News Of The World Via The Newspaper.

I Find Donald Trump So Haphazard, And That Keeps Me Up At Night.

Speaking For Myself, I Try To Go Out There On The Stage And Make Jokes With People, So I'm Not Really Thinking About The Impact Anything I Have. If It Does Resonate With People, That's Really Great.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.