It's Mighty Funny. The End Of Time

Well, I Don't Know, But I've Been Told The Streets In Heaven Are Lined With Gold. I Ask You How Things Could Get Much Worse If The Russians Happen To Get Up There First; Wowee! Pretty Scary!

I Gave Her My Heart But She Wanted My Soul.

All The Money You Made Will Never Buy Back Your Soul.

Some Things Are Too Terrible To Be True.

Colleges Are Like Old-age Homes, Except For The Fact That More People Die In Colleges.