It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.