It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.