It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.

Generally I Get Up At Around 7. But Oftentimes, I'll Be Lolling In Bed A Little Bit Earlier - Sometimes As Early As 5:45 - Filing In My Mind All The Things I Have To Get Done. Which Is, Of Course, Totally Unproductive.