It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

I Have A Keurig Coffee Maker, Which Is Really Kind Of A Luxury. It Was Given To Me By An Ex. I Realized When I'm Feeling Sentimental, I'll Gently, Tenderly Press The Button. Then When I Remember He Dumped Me, I Punch It.

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.