It's My Job, It's What I Do,

I Can Make The Best French Toast.

Always A Bridesmaid Never A Bride My Foot!

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

It's Very Inconvenient Because Every Time I Finish, Let's Say, A Chapter Of A Book, I Think I'm Going To Ring Richard And Then Realize: Oh, Christ, I've Buried Him. I Buried Him Last Year.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.