It's My Mind, And I Reserve The

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.

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I'd Always Been Scared Of People With Tertiary Education And High Intellects In Case They Found Me Wanting. I Thought They Viewed Me As Just A Welder Who Knew A Few Jokes.

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

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