It's Never Just A Game When You're

Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

When I See A Large Group Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies.

No One Knows What's Next, But Everybody Does It.

Here's A Phrase That Apparently The Airlines Simply Made Up: Near Miss. They Say That If 2 Planes Almost Collide, It's A Near Miss. Bullshit, My Friend. It's A Near Hit! A Collision Is A Near Miss. [wham! Crunch!] "look, They Nearly Missed!" "yes, But Not Quite.