It's Never Too Late To Learn.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.

It's Much More Profitable To Sell Investing Advice Than To Follow It.

Blaming Destiny Is A Poor Out For Those Who Don't Reach Desired Destinations.

To Switch Lads And Lassies From Quickie Ceremonies Back To The Catered Works In To-be-worm-only-once White Dresses, The [wedding] Garment Producers Have Turned To Sociology. Through Statistics As Carefully Laid Out As A Bridal Train, They Are Establishing A Correlation Showing A Higher Divorce Rate For The Informally Gowned.... They May Just Have Something There.... If A Bride Has Sunk A Bunk Of Savings Into A Dress She Can't Use Again In A Second Wedding, She Might Think Twice About Having A Second.

Compliment Others On The Virtues They Have; And They're Not Half As Pleased As Being Complimented For The Ones They Don't Have.