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Steve Dallas...a Frat-boy Lawyer Who I Knew In School. He's Never Written Me. I Suspect He Was Shot By An Annoyed Girlfriend, Which Has Saved Me Many Legal Fees.

It's Not Terribly Dignified To Have Anyone Seeing One Laugh At One's Own Material.

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing. All This Evolution Nonsense Is Making Me Feel Like A Complete Ape!

I Was Never Asked To Join The Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No Fraternity Would Have Me In College, Either. I Think They Know Something.

Doonesbury Had The Requisite And Overwhelming Influence In 1980, As It Did On Any College Cartoonist Who Was Paying Attention, Of Course.