It's Nice When People Are Happy To

I Listen To Boy Band Music Before I Have To Fire Someone.

Everybody Now Thinks That Nashville Is The Coolest City In America.

I Think Musicians Like Me Are Drawn To Those Older Desks, Not Just Because They're Legend And Lore But Also Because They Do Something Really Specific That Is Hard To Emulate Or Re-create Digitally.

Once I Got Into Punk Rock, I Started Mail-ordering Albums, Because A Lot Of The Record Stores In My Area Didn't Carry The Punk Bands From England Or Sweden Or Chicago Or Los Angeles

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.