It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

I Like Gambling On Stuff That You Don't Know Anything About. That's When It's Exciting.

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.