It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

You Don't Have To Do It Straight Away, But Just Do It Before It Gets Really Bad.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse