It's Not As If Ten Years Ago,

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

I Grew Up In A Catholic Family In The Midwest. And I Knew People Of Different Faiths And People That Were Atheists And People That Were Agnostic.

Comedians Kind Of Write What Comes To Them. You Can Give Yourself Little Assignments, But It's What Inspires You.

Thanksgiving, You Know - Thanksgiving - It's Like We Didn't Even Try To Come Up With A Tradition. The Tradition Is We Overeat.