It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

With Identical Twins, You Always Get A Little Snidey One.