It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

It's So Much Baby And So Much Amniotic Fluid, It's Crazy. If We Have A 10 Pounder, Pray For Me!

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

I'm Trying To Create A Relationship With Myself. I Feel Good Being Married To Myself Right Now!

It's Important For Country Fans To Know That I'm Not Just Trying To Come In And Take Their Money For A Cd.