It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch

Normally, I'm So Shy.

I Think It's Ironic That I Fell In Love With A Man I Thought I Would Never Be Interested In Because He's An Athlete. I Was Always, 'an Athlete? Heck No.'

I Built A Studio In My House So I Can Be With My Kids. I Go Out To My Approval Meetings [for My Collection] While They Nap, But At Least I Can Sing [at Home] While They Sleep At Night.

When I Walk Through An Airport And People Go, 'you're Not Fat!' I'm Like, 'thanks. That's Great. Good To Know I'm Not Fat Today! Thank You!'

How Can I Be My Best If I Never Fail, And How Can I Ever Find Peace If I Never Yell.