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Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.