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If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

I've Always Wanted Male Friends That I Could Be Real Intimate With And Talk About Important Things With And Be As Affectionate With That Person As I Would Be With A Girl.

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.

I've Never Considered Musical Equipment Very Sacred.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.