It's Really Never Fair To Judge People

You Always Notice A Facelift On A Woman. It's A Tightness Around The Ears, And The Scar Is Usually Inside The Ears. If I Suspect It's Been Done, I Usually Move Around Until I Can See It. But With A Man, It Actually Pulls Your Beard And Your Sideburns Back, And That's What's So Strange.

I Think We're Very Uptight In America. You Have To Remember That We're Descended From Puritans. Whether Or Not The Country Is Now Composed Of Immigrants, Our Culture As American Really Begins With The Landing Of The Pilgrims And A Puritanical View Of Things.

I Think That Monogamy Is Artificial. I Do Not Think It's Something That Comes Naturally To Us.

We Have To Have Genius Creative Thoughts Precisely Four Times A Year And On Exact Dates. I Actually Write Them On My Calendar. I Write, 'friday, Nov. 8. Three O'clock. Have A Genius Creative Idea.'

A Man Should Never Wear Shorts In The City. Flip-flops And Shorts In The City Are Never Appropriate. Shorts Should Only Be Worn On The Tennis Court Or On The Beach.