It's So Difficult To Write Good Music.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Class Clowns Are Never Allowed To Date Anybody Decent, But You Don't Get Beaten Up, You're Invited To Parties, And Everybody Likes You.

There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird.

'i Want To Touch People But If I Touch Them In Real Life They'll Slap Me.' That's What Writing Isit's A Gross Person Getting A Hug.

It's So Difficult To Write Good Music. It's Also Really Difficult To Think About How To Do It Without Violating The Sanctity Of The Fourth Wall.