It's So Nice After 10 Years As

I've Always Known I Was Adopted.

When I Was 8, My Favorite Toy Was A Stapler. My Brother Was Afraid Of Me.

To Say That I Am Organized Is An Understatement, But My Car Tells A Different Story.

The Only Important Thing In This Life Is To Figure Out How To Use The Experiences That You Have To Make The World A Better Place.

I Feel Like 'csi: Miami' Was Just A License To Do All Sorts Of Horrible Things That I'd Always Wanted To Do.