It's So Shameful Of Me: I Like

I Think I Must Be, Absolutely, A Total Sex Object. In Every Sense Of The Word.

I Wear Black On The Outside 'cause Black Is How I Feel On The Inside.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

I Am Still My Teenage Self. If You Think That We All Step Through A Door Marked Adult, Or That We Sign A Grown-up Document, You’re Quite Wrong. We Remain As We Always Were, And That, Alas, Is One Of Life’s Many Nasty Tricks.