It's So Shameful Of Me: I Like

Smiths Songs Certainly Have An Astonishing Afterlife.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.

I Have An Unswayable Obsession With Death. If There Was A Magical Pill That One Could Take That Would Retire You From The World, I Would Take It.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.