It's Such A Pain In The Ass

Above All, Recognize That If You Have Had Success, You Have Also Had Luck — And With Luck Comes Obligation. You Owe A Debt, And Not Just To Your Gods. You Owe A Debt To The Unlucky.

There's Something Bad In Everything Good And Something Good In Everything Bad.

The Sentimentality Of Baseball Is Very Deeply Rooted In The American Baseball Fan. It Is The One Sport That Is Transmitted From Fathers To Sons.

If You Have A Patient In A Doctor's Office Who's Just Been Told They Have Terminal Cancer But There's This Operation They Could Perform Right Now That Might Save Their Lives. ... They Have A 90 Percent Chance Of Surviving The Operation — If You Tell Them That, They Respond One Way. If You Tell Them ... That They Have A 10 Percent Chance Of Being Killed By The Operation, They Are About Three Times Less Likely To Have The Operation.

I Was Gonna Put Him On The Bus...i Got Tired Of Him Talking, It Was Time For Him To Go Home.