It's The Best Thing Going, Parenthood.

When I Was In The Seventh Grade I Did A Report About The Environment And The Loss Of Species. It Was Supposed To Be Only A Few Pages, But Ended Up Being Nearly 50.

I Like Crying. And Now I Not Only Wanna Cry And Show My Crying To Other People, I Wanna Just Split Myself Down The Middle And Open My Guts And Just Throw Everything Out!

When I Was 23, 24, I Used To Have A Really Bad Runny Nose, Mucus, Tons Of Acne, Reddishness All Over. A Woman On A Bus I Took Looked At Me And Said I Was Lactose Intolerant. She Said: 'stop Dairy For Three Days, And All This Is Going To Go Away.' I Stopped Dairy, And Sure Enough It Was Gone Three Days Later, Never To Return Except When I Get Dairy Accidentally.

Sometimes I Feel People Think I Live On A Commune But I Don't. We Are All Solar, Though. There Are No Power Lines. It's Mostly Farmers, So Everyone Who Has Tractors Uses Bio-diesel.

I Try To Apply The Organic Concept To My Clothes And Bedding As Well. There's Nothing Like Swimming In Organic Cotton Sheets.