It's The Less Bright Students Who Make

Diamonds Are Nothing More Than Chunks Of Coal That Stuck To Their Jobs.

The Ultimate In Futility Is Owning Important Jewelry. Insurers Often Insist On The Wearing Of Paste Replicas Because Necks With Real Rocks Around 'em Risk Wringing.

A Man Can't Do More Than He Can - But He Can At Least Do That Much.

A Hug's A Happy Thing While A Shrug's So Often Destructive.

Over The Years, I've Evolved A Somewhat Heretical But Time-and Mind-saving Approach To Books, Articles, Editorials That Deal With Weighty Matters. More Often Than Not, By Beginning At The End And Contemplating The Conclusions, One Can Determine If It's Worth Going Through The Whole To Get There.