It 's The Time Of Year When

Director Oliver Stone Says He's Going To Make A Movie About Vladimir Putin. I Can't Believe Anyone Would Want To Work With That Insane Communist. And Putin Is A Little Crazy As Well.

Self Help Books Are Pointless. Here's Something For You... Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, And Self Help Books Are From Uranus.

Late Night Is No Different Than Making A Film, Really, Except That It's Faster, And If You Do A Crap One, You Can Do A Better One Tomorrow. Writing A Novel And Doing Stand-up - That Stuff Is Very Similar.

It 's The Time Of Year When Canadians Mate.

She Still Cared For Me, And The Best Way I Could Make Amends To Her Was To Be Happy. I Do Have A Knack For Finding Great Women.