It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To

By Crying On My Bed, Drinking Quite A Lot And Feeling Tempted By Drugs. Well, Just Not Reading It To Be Perfectly Honest With You. I Know It's A Bit Of A Copout.

I Used To Do Bell Ringing In Benenden Church. It Was Really Good Fun, Actually. My Best Friend's Dad Was The Local Vicar, And So It Was Expected As Her Best Friend That I Would Go To Church Every Sunday With Her.

Suffice To Say, Many Women Find Their First Appearance On A Comedy Panel Show To Be Their Last. Second Chances Seem To Be Given Less Often To The Female Of The Species.

It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To Take Nasty Heckles Personally.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.