It's When You Treat People Like Freaks

If Teardrops Were Pennies And Heartaches Were Gold, I'd Have All The Treasures My Pockets Could Hold.

I Love Story Songs Because I've Always Loved Books.

The Guitar Is My Favorite And The One, I Guess, I'm Best At. But I Play Enough Of The Different Instruments To Be Able To Write With Them And To, Hopefully, To Make Myself Look Impressive On Stage.

I'm Very Short, So I Just Have To Watch My Weight Because I Have A Big Appetite.

I Wouldn't Wanna Go Out Not Looking Like The Dolly People Have Come To Know, Because I've Come To Know Her That Way, Too.