It's 2003. Why Can't I Teleport?

The Fine Line That You Do When You Do Political Comedy Is, As Long As You Have That Laugh, You're Fine.

It Took Forever For Me To Get Work Because I Was A Political Comic, And Now It's Become Good Business, And God Knows How Long That'll Last. You Have To Do It Night After Night After Night To Kind Of Make It. I Still Find Myself On 'piers Morgan' Or On Some Show And I Think, 'i Hope This Is Funny.'

I Do Have Certain Feelings. My Feeling Is That Whoever Is In Charge, I Want Him Out.

Fema I Always Thought Was A Bone Here In Your Ass.

Basically I Wake Up In The Morning And I Think Everything's Going To Be Great. I'm Really Kind Of Optimistic, And I Look Forward To A New Day. I Pick Up 'the New York Times,' And I Look At The Front Page And Realize That Once Again I'm Wrong. I Start To Fixate On Stuff.