It's Your Purpose To Leave The World

Look At My Face. Does It Look Like I Can Take A Good Hit?

I Really Think That 'sports Illustrated' Is A Big Step In The "healthy Is The New Skinny" Movement.

I Had A Certificate That Said, 'doctor Of Mixology, Harvard University,' That I Actually Got From Harvard University. A Friend Of Mine Was A Research Assistant Over There And It Was One Of Those Student Or University Perks And She Brought Me In On That. So I Am A Doctorate From Harvard And It Only Took Me One Afternoon.

I'm Living Such A Lucky And Blessed Life And I'm Trying My Best To Deserve It.

I Did What Sports Were Supposed To Be Like, And I Was Living In My Car. So You Know What, Fine. I'm Gonna Talk A Bunch Of Sh*t. I'm Gonna Pose In A Couple Of Pictures. And I'm Gonna Break A Couple Of Girl's Arms, And I'm Not Gonna Feel The Least Bit Sorry About It Because You Know What? At Least I Can Feed My Dog.