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It Appears That The Murder Rate Inside Prisons Is Ten Times Higher Than That Outside Prisons. It Must Be Due To All Those Kalashnikov Rifles That Are Issued To Prisoners Upon Their Incarceration.

Not To Our Surprise, We Discover That Gun Crime In Britain Is Up 10.9 Percent Since The Disarmament Of The Private Citizen.

Know What Is Behind You, And Pay Particular Attention To Anything Out Of Place.

If You Must Use Your Hands, Use Them With All The Strength You Possess... If You Choose To Strike, By All Means Strike Hard.

Safety Is Something That Happens Between Your Ears, Not Something You Hold In Your Hands.